Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

The Sandy Special

Usually a Blonde lady on her knee’s who specializes in giving her special skill to her boss.
Now known as the Sandy Special.

Hey Cliffastro is coming to town!
Zak oh man you should give him the Sandy Special! He might give you a promotion.

by Sgilfoo September 12, 2019

The Detroit Special

The Detroit Special is when you break someone’s kneecaps, usually in response to a perceived aggression

“Those refs really fucked up that Lion’s game. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them The Detroit Special.”

by Remnant313 October 14, 2019

Saturday Night Special

A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion

Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.

by YuOfTheNight November 21, 2019

The Rizzo Special

When you talk to a girl for the sole purpose of using them to get to their friend

Kai- “ Yo I heard you hit up Kelly ?”
Rizzo- “ no no, I hit up Kelly for her friend Amanda”
Francisco- “ oh so the Rizzo special then”

by Big dick Davis November 21, 2019

new england special

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.

“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”

by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019

The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

by TMG4Lyfe December 7, 2019