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mathew ryan 

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan
mathew ryan by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021

Matthew Ryan 

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
Matthew Ryan by jackson nuts November 30, 2021

Pretty Ryan

A pretty girl will will get some money and she’s super artistic.
A jack of all trades this girl got talent.
Pretty Ryan by Biggest gift December 9, 2021

The Ryan Effect 

The Ryan Effect is a natural phenomenon that causes every person named ryan to be unexplainably attractive
Holy shit ryan is so hot, it must be The Ryan Effect
The Ryan Effect by fortniteslayqueen December 17, 2021

Libby Ryan Ehrhardt 

1 in 8 billion. There is nothing else like her in the entirety of this mortal coil. She is kind, caring, loving, beautiful, elegant, and compassionate. A living personafication of pre-pandoraian times. Amazingly so she is able to make old angels weep with a glance. Some have even made the comparison to her as a hummingbird or a peach rose billowing in the wind. Idk she kinda cool I guess. Highly recommened getting a Elizabeth(Libby) Ryan Ehrhardt tho. 10/10 fs
"im dating her!!"- (unknown)
"really she bad as fuck"-(josh gariby)
Libby Ryan Ehrhardt
Libby Ryan Ehrhardt by personanan February 19, 2022

Riley Ryan 

An absolute babe that Cohen is obsessed with. She is so completely and inconceivably beautiful. Cohen is in love with her.
Did you see Riley Ryan? She’s the hottest babe I’ve ever seen!
Riley Ryan by Cocomonkey6 May 9, 2022