Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

Ryan Reynolds situation

A situation in which a straight man can say smash (while speaking about another man) and have it not be seen as homosexual in any way.

Guy 1 looking at a picture of someone eligible "Smash, and it's a Ryan Reynolds situation"

by Horse Denier October 23, 2025

Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

Dirty Ryan

When you tease your girls clit, with a dinosaur toy while simultaneously masturbating to Ryan's Gay Porn with the use of anal beads, and a homemade pocket pussy.

I asked my girl how freaky she was, and she suggested we do a Dirty Ryan in the back of her car.

by TonerWithABigBoner November 17, 2025

Ryan Baylor

The act of farting on someones semen covered face then using the fart infected semen as eye drops

I gave my girl the Ryan Baylor last night!

by comma1234 November 21, 2025

Ryan

Ryan is a unique person they normally come short and white but in a rare example they can be tall and black. They are weirdly obsessed with the nu metal band slipknot.Ryan is special tho because he will make you wanna die, but he can me make you jolly. Overall ryan’s are interesting and annoying, but thats what makes them unique.

“Ryan shut up no one cares”

“Ryan are thots”

by Raptor9746 November 24, 2025