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God Man

What you call someone who attracts females without doing anything like that person is a God , but then just plays with them like they are nothing, never truly going after them but still showing serious attraction.Thus showing his devious, Man-like qualities through his otherwise Godliness.
Person 1:Yo you saw who John got she is super fine.How is he not treating her like a queen?
Person 2:Eh, John's a God Man he's gonna flirt with her but in the end he's just gonna lead her on and hurt her.
by theboiwiththesoundcloud February 24, 2018
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Man-Bitch

A man who behaves in a shady way similar to that of bitchy women. He has more feminine traits well pretending to be masculine. He is the kind of guy who texts his ex while seeing his girlfriend and reads the messages and tries to act like she is contacting him. He is the type of guy who complains about women when doing exactly the things they do to them, and acting very manipulative as a "mean girl" would do. He is aware of his antics but will try to deny it just like a woman or prove his point to just show he is not a bitch, but really is.
"Did you really lie about being married?" girl
"Yeah, get over it !" guy

"Quit acting like a man-bitch, I've had enough of this crap" girl

"whatever" guy (really butt-hurt)
by Pennyfoyothoughts February 26, 2018
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Murray Man

A man who wonders up and down the Murry River who murders campers. He then removes there upper lip and keeps it as a souvenir.
"Dude they found this guy with no upper lip dead along the murray last night, looks like the murray man strikes again."
by AntiSsociety February 17, 2017
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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"
by Chiip June 12, 2020
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Man whore

1. A male version of a whore

that shifts 7-8 girls at one disco
Tom omg john shifted 7 ppl at da disco last night
jack omg hes such a man whore !
by I<3Tractors November 27, 2012
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Man Tai

A transparent non-alcoholic drink usually carried by expecting mothers. A fake adult beverage
Look at that broad over there, she's got a Man Tai in her hand. I knew she was knocked up.
by Big Headed Midget January 17, 2013
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Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.
"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."
by Apecreature June 24, 2012
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