Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 March 21, 2016

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Isabel Law

Gay homosexual guy with lots of pubic hair, likes to suck dicks

ewwww it’s Isabel Law

by Isabel is gay March 03, 2019

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My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

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My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 07, 2021

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My great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

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If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.

He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo

by Jamesrjbh May 20, 2019

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luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.

oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me

by frogiibae December 28, 2020

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