4 definitions by flashmobgary

chartreuse

something that is both heinous and rank

basically anything that gives off the same vibe as that wretched color

it smells absolutely chartreuse in here

please don't invite him. his vibe is chronically chartreuse

by flashmobgary April 25, 2023

vegan cig

a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy

short for vegan cigarette

yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig

the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now

he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever

by flashmobgary March 29, 2023

grade A cunt

the utmost cunt classification

the cunt of all cunts

sorry for being a grade A cunt last week, i don't know what got into me

i've never liked jake, he's always been a grade A cunt to me

person 1: do you see eric is still glaring at us
person 2: yeah you'd think he'd leave us alone by now
person 1: grade A cunt behavior
person 2: truly

by flashmobgary April 28, 2023

garb sauce

when you casually disagree with or think something is garbage

similar to corrupt but not as dramatic

i couldn't get tickets because the website crashed

smh that's garb sauce

did you hear the test got moved up?
yeah. garb sauce if you ask me

by flashmobgary March 29, 2023