Definitions by flashmobgary

friend in law 

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws

Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!

friend in law by flashmobgary September 19, 2024

grade A cunt

the utmost cunt classification

the cunt of all cunts

sorry for being a grade A cunt last week, i don't know what got into me

i've never liked jake, he's always been a grade A cunt to me

person 1: do you see eric is still glaring at us
person 2: yeah you'd think he'd leave us alone by now
person 1: grade A cunt behavior
person 2: truly

grade A cunt by flashmobgary April 28, 2023

chartreuse 

something that is both heinous and rank

basically anything that gives off the same vibe as that wretched color

it smells absolutely chartreuse in here

please don't invite him. his vibe is chronically chartreuse

chartreuse by flashmobgary April 25, 2023

vegan cig

a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy

short for vegan cigarette

yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig

the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now

he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever

vegan cig by flashmobgary March 29, 2023

garb sauce 

when you casually disagree with or think something is garbage

similar to corrupt but not as dramatic

i couldn't get tickets because the website crashed

smh that's garb sauce

did you hear the test got moved up?
yeah. garb sauce if you ask me

garb sauce by flashmobgary March 29, 2023