maria de jesus 

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

maria de jesus by Commonroses August 27, 2022

Sent to jesus 

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did

1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?

Sent to jesus by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth. 

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth. by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

Double fist me the Jesus by PKlady March 24, 2023

harvie lim de jesus 

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.

Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh

harvie lim de jesus by anonymous April 25, 2023

andrea del mar de jesus romero 

a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.

oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool

andrea del mar de jesus romero by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023

Julienne de jesus 

Amazing. Just amazing.

The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗

“Is that Julienne de jesus? God she look’s like an Angel..”

Julienne de jesus by anonymous June 25, 2023