It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle

A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..

Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!

by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023

Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023

Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 4, 2023

Ice crunching

Extreme oral sex, like pussy eating and dick sucking.

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."

by Footlover41 February 16, 2023

/ic

A tone indicator showing that you are in-character. The opposite tone indicator would be /ooc meaning out-of-character.

I will vanquish all who oppose thee, fine maiden. /ic

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

Ice Or Snow

The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.

Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!

by sickeroni inventor February 19, 2023