by MofotheeG June 15, 2024
Get the Nick Gurr mug.A close relative to the FIGJAM stereotype (“F***, I’m good. Just ask me.”) but this slouch of a human is a recluse, often with potato chip crumbs sprinkled on his pudgy belly. The Armchair Guru won’t choose to dominate conversation by interrupting or speaking over others, instead he will both glorify the profundity of his experiences whilst simultaneously actively discrediting anyone else who he recognizes as a threat to his intellectual cachet in the hierarchical order.
His professed knowledge rests solely on anecdotal evidence with a paltry stockpile of half-finished trinkets that are mounted as a stately exhibit of “Yeah, As you can see it’s pretty impressive but it’s nowhere near as epic as the collection I put together at my last place.”
The Armchair Guru is a toddler with tall tales that are now taken on their word because he has grown a beard.
His professed knowledge rests solely on anecdotal evidence with a paltry stockpile of half-finished trinkets that are mounted as a stately exhibit of “Yeah, As you can see it’s pretty impressive but it’s nowhere near as epic as the collection I put together at my last place.”
The Armchair Guru is a toddler with tall tales that are now taken on their word because he has grown a beard.
I went to Dave’s place to collect the 300 bucks he owes me and this armchair guru reframed the situation into a lecture about how I was acting in my own self interest when I decided to lend him the money. It was made all the more insulting as I could see the bowl of green that he was choofing down was well in excess of what he owed me. So not only did I not get a cent off him, I had to listen to his “Sheeple” this and “Government” that, for like two hours before I realized I was wasting my time by being there.
by FredFredricks January 5, 2025
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Get the The Gurekam Empire mug.Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
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When a partner feels that they are technology superior than the other but refuses to do what is necessary because they are stubborn.
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