will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."

by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012

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Get Your Beast On

To start acting aggressive and edgy.
Characterised by tough, thuggish behaviour.

That bitch is getting all up in my face, I'ma have to get my beast on, and put her in her place.

Hey, that guy's been talking about you. You should get your beast on and show him what for.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

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Get On My Level

A phrase directed at someone or something to express how much better you are than them by stating that you are on a much advanced level in terms of the respected aspect in question and they should perhaps try and reach your level.

Sometimes cooly combined with the phrase "Call on NASA to reach my level" in reference to the fact that NASA generally operate at an extremely high level many miles from earth.

1- Little Jimmy was top of the class in the maths test. The rest of the class should "Get on his level"

2- After David thrashes his friend Jamie at Madden on the XBox360, he stands up with his hands in the air and shouts truimphantly "Jamie, get on my fucking level"

3- My last Album went 12 times platinum, "Justin Bieber, GET ON MY LEVEL"

by MeNzi January 11, 2011

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