Stroking the cat 

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

Stroking the cat by tnbabe April 29, 2015

Farting like a barbers cat 

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

Farting like a barbers cat by Iwa b July 3, 2020

Smudge The Cat 

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

Smudge The Cat by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

Doing The Cat 

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

Doing The Cat by Epic69gamer January 7, 2021

Jennie the cat 

A fluffball of a mainecoon kitten that somehow ends up in strange places like under the stairs and in the couch.
Despite the strange habits of this cat, everyone loves her.

"ugh, Jennie the cat got stuck in the couch again..."

Jennie the cat by just a random pyro April 24, 2021

Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.

Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

Don't give a Cat's purr by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022

Duggie the cat 

Duggie is the best cat in the world and no other one is cuter

OMG IT'S DUGGIE THE CAT HE IS SO CUTE

Duggie the cat by Hare1017 March 3, 2022