she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.

sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

by JUNYURS November 3, 2023

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

Was never going to do anything ever

No. Meg. No. He wasn't. I invented AI.

Hym "No. Meg. He was never going to do anything ever. He was already doing essentially nothing. He wasn't EVER going to do any more than that. I literally invented AI. Not only should AI be the person of the year and NOT HIM... But I... Should ALSO be on the cover of the magazine... And you are trying to fucking steal that from me... By LYING. And Charlie... Wasn't ever even going to do HALF as much. So... What happened to MY Charlie, Meg? I'm curious. Was it the thing I suggested?"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

zanna, everett & beth

these are the best friends anyone could ask for, i love them all with all my heart & they all deserve the world ❤️❤️

zanna, everett & beth are amazing and hot !

by your nan <3 September 14, 2021

Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?

Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024

Mt. Everest

Term used in reference to the sexual position of mounting (riding) your partner.

“Dude! Julie climbed Mt. Everest last night! Shit was awesome.”

by dannyperdomo4 March 20, 2024