In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

Bean

When your boy got a fresh cut

My son got the bean

by Gangstarpatrick October 23, 2020

angel bean

a girl that’s kindhearted, beautiful, loving and insanely smart. She will be honest with you and she is very loyal. Angel is popular and has a lot of friends.

That girl is such an angel bean. I’m so lucky to be her friend.

by cheruberry October 27, 2020

Cool Beans

Something funny and cool

"Wow that's so cool

Cool Beans"

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Bean

A friend who is really CUTE and ADORABLE. basically, everybody loves this person in their lives.

Aww, Connor is the most amazing bean ever! Everybody loves them!

by StinkyHuman October 28, 2020

Beans

Not currently functioning due to an unforeseen explosion caused by the sheer awesomeness of Watch Dogs®: Legion

I would but my Xbox is beans.

by Pussygrabber October 29, 2020

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020