Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

suck it in a hallway

When you are dating a chick who's a freak and will give it to you all day! Even suck it in a hallway! She will swallow your cum in a hallway, alleyway, rooftops, elevators, bathrooms, public places, behind a dumpster,

and many other places! She needs to pop molly and have a big fat ass and huge tits!

Burke - "I need a freak who gonna give it to me all day!"
Chance - "Even suck it in a hallway!"

Burke - "fuck yeah suck my tip in a hallway!"

by Bigtip90 October 24, 2017

suck him off

When your a guy obsessed with another guy.

Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 15, 2021

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter August 31, 2022

Suck it

A term used in physic the show and it is used in reference to telling someone to suck you everlasting Dick in a insulting manner.

“Suck it green boyyyy”-Georgenotfound MCYT

by Dippydoozy July 15, 2021