Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
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A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.
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Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
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