Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Chieng gang merch

Something you should buy

Chieng gang is the best thats why i bought Chieng gang merch it is way better then the whole logang combined

by Chieng gang May 22, 2018

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

No Mo Bamba March

A period of time where a stan of the song “Mo Bamba” must not listen to “Mo Bamba” because it is gay.

I am NOT going to fail No Mo Bamba March.

by gotchawifey January 2, 2019

No GTA March

You can't play GTA in March

"Yo wanna play GTA?"
"No, i can't. Its No GTA March!"

by CrusaderBoy February 24, 2019

D’iberville Marching band

The best band on the coast.
#1 brass and woodwind section

#1 percussions nd front ensemble

#1 color guard

“Alright guys one more time”

Sighs from the entire D’iberville marching band

by Howtospeeel September 4, 2019

No make-up march

The month where none of the girls wear make up to show their true self

Friend 1:Have you seen her she's so ugly
Friend 2:yeah it's because it's no make-up march

by CharpiPL December 3, 2019