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jack off 

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.
noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
jack off by Olivia July 18, 2004

jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.
The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
jack johnson by K to the C October 24, 2006

jack move 

To drive in a reckless yet purposeful manner to gain a better position in any driving situation. When riding a motorcycle, jack moves become involuntary and frequent.

While all of these jack asses were impatiently waiting in far right lane to exit from I-80 to HWY 12, I drove by all of them and bust a jack move at the last second bypassing all traffic.
jack move by RaiderJunky October 27, 2005

Jack Whitehall 

The definition of pure perfection.
You, are Jack Whitehall.
Jack Whitehall by Asroc February 22, 2019

Jack Attack 

1)To indulge the the greatest drink of all time...Jack Daniel's.

2)To be transformed by Jack Daniel's into a Party Animal
Last night Dylan went on a Jack Attack and his night ended like a Tag Commercial!
Jack Attack by Jack Himself January 8, 2006