Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.

Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021

Old Beacon

Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.

Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?

Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”

by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Old School

Any component of life or culture started by people from an older school compared to the new school attended by you as schools are increasingly progressive yet less nuanced

School romance is so old school

by Primeprincipal December 18, 2022

Dumb Old

Something that's old and stupid with no meaning

This Dumb Old telephone I found in NY

by Dylanator6086 December 4, 2018

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021