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Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders
E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.
by Clever Guard April 17, 2025
mugGet the Old Guardmug.

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
mugGet the Old Fashioned Cannolimug.

Old

by niallwalshisold.org June 15, 2020
mugGet the Oldmug.

Old Bob

Act of throwing a colostomy bag from a moving vehicle
Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing
by Cheese blender November 26, 2021
mugGet the Old Bobmug.

Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
by randomguy382 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Old Friend zonemug.
According to the internet of 2024, they say that stereotypical 10 year old kids go to Sephora. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. Some 10 year old people do go to Sephora, and I don't imply to have anything against them. This is just made for entertainment and is a joke.

This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.
Person 1: Omg, did you see those stereotypical 10 year old kids?

Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.
by hypnotiz3dd February 6, 2024
mugGet the Stereotypical 10 year old kidsmug.

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.
by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022
mugGet the Old goosemug.

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