extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.
by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
by anonymous November 27, 2020

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024

by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023

The man who walked on tanks
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
