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Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
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Jesus Lansus

A term that describes, when your really surprised, confused, mad or rattled?
Bernie: Hey Pev, guess what... Skelator is in front of the house!

Pev: Oh my Jesus Lansus
by Darson Bishop May 3, 2011
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Jesus

Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.
Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***
by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023
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Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
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Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"
AMONG US!

Jesus...
by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025
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jesus christ

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose
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