Boner

Boner With one N, Is a male or female with stong bones who has a lot of calcium and LOVES drinking milk 🥛 ❤ 🥛

For the first time A Programmer Called Daniel William Sooman Also known as Dani, DaniDev or Milkman Dani (born in June 15, 1997)
Wow, Thats A True Boner
by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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boner rivera

The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man
Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!
by Boner Rivera September 9, 2020
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Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018
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Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022
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Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.
Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.
by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018
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