boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower April 18, 2018

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

Boner

When your sick hard

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”

by Bonr January 20, 2023

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

by DingDane January 2, 2018

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022