Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"

Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

by word son! August 18, 2003

from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"

- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.

by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020

Timid Top

A person who is dominant in bed but is otherwise compassionate, nurturing and loving to their submissive partner.

Also known as a soft dom/dominant partner/person.

Dan: “So is Henry aggressive in bed?”

Larry: “He is dominant but is more a timid top.”

by DeathChill September 28, 2022

Top

A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.

A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .

Grace: are you a top or bottom
Hailey: im a switch

Noah: are you a dom or sub
Andrew: im a dom

by paris_babe January 4, 2021

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.

I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.

by Geckster August 14, 2021