straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Straighty

very straight/overly cis

"Straighty moment"
"Wtf?"

by notastraighty December 10, 2022

Straightlessness

the silent suffering of basil

"That kid over there's probably suffering from straightlessness, damn."

by notkenzieee February 9, 2023

straightforwardness

Absolutely super very easy

Bruh, this exam is straightforwardness

by longwordsman May 7, 2023

straightpipe

When a girl lies on her ass and the fat bastard of a man climbs up on top of her and puts his dick straight in her mouth and Leaves it till she starts choking on it

As1 tried to straightpipe many females in his day

by leak sioper July 12, 2023

Straightification

the phenomenon that something traditionaly gay is or has been claimed by the straights and them inserting their values like male domination, female submition, and other heteronormative cis shit

Hey, did you hear about r/twinksinstraightp*rn?

Ewww no, the straightification oftwinks is getting out of hand, the avrage straight person doesn't even know *what* a twink is!

by St. Christina The Astonishing July 20, 2023

Straightaphobic

Dislike or prejudice to hetro people.

Nobody: Straight people do anything wrong.

Straightaphobic Person: “See, straight people, can’t do nothing right.”

by Greek_Tyrin July 26, 2023