veryuglycarrot's definitions

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Trump supporter

A bigoted, sexist, and very racist pro-lifer who’s also a gaping asshole. Most likely a thirty-nine-year-old white man still living in his mom’s basement jerking off to anime girls.

“Are you a Trump supporter?”
“Yup!”
“Ew, you piece of garbage, get away from me.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

free ninety nine

Something that is of not cost to you.

Hey, how much for your earrings?
They’re free ninety nine, actually!

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

virgin

Someone who has not experienced sexual intercourse/sexual acts

Omg are you a virgin?
That’s none of your business, sir

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

pride month every month

A phrase used to say that queer activism and lgbtq+ rights are important and should be recognized on a daily basis

Slay, queen! Pride month every month

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Cisgender Appropriating

A ridiculous phrase made by the cisgender community to feel oppressed. There is not a specific "cisgender culture to appropriate". And, for example, a transgender woman saying she has post or premenstrual symptoms is not invalid or to be questioned. Firstly, how do you know that she has or has not had bottom surgery, and the effects of estrogen on a certain sample size? In fact, I assume you haven't looked into this whatsoever.

"You're cisgender appropriating our culture and experiences."
"Girl, what, I'm just saying cramps hurt like satan's ballsack."

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022

cissexual

Related to an outdated term for the transgender community, "transsexual(s)" coined in the late 1800's. A fundamentally-flawed parody of the offensive origins of the slur towards non-cis people.

"I identify as cissexual!"
"Mhm... and how is that like real again?"

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022