veryuglycarrot's definitions

pride month every month

A phrase used to say that queer activism and lgbtq+ rights are important and should be recognized on a daily basis

Slay, queen! Pride month every month

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

virgin

Someone who has not experienced sexual intercourse/sexual acts

Omg are you a virgin?
That’s none of your business, sir

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

free ninety nine

Something that is of not cost to you.

Hey, how much for your earrings?
They’re free ninety nine, actually!

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Trump supporter

A bigoted, sexist, and very racist pro-lifer who’s also a gaping asshole. Most likely a thirty-nine-year-old white man still living in his mom’s basement jerking off to anime girls.

“Are you a Trump supporter?”
“Yup!”
“Ew, you piece of garbage, get away from me.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Bitch

An originally derogatory word used against the afab and feminine-presenting/identifying communities, eventually reclaimed in the early 2000’s, though it is most commonly used among cis gay men now a days.

Some of the different ways we say bitch

“Hey bitch! I haven’t seen you, in like, forever.”
“Biiiitch, what?”
“You’re being so bitchy right now, I can’t.”
“Those bitches don’t know what they’re talking about, honestly.”
“Bitch, I’m too young to die! Help!”
“Slay, bitch!”
“Fuck off, bitch.”
“Come on, bitches, we need to run like the wind or we’re going to be late.”
“Fuck me, this weather today is so bitchy. It’s as hot as satan’s ballsack out here.”
“You wanna know what that bitch said? Girl, it’s crazy..”
“Cha cha, bitch, cha cha, bitch!”
“Get that money, girl! This bitch has been working all day, and she deserves it.”

by veryuglycarrot October 23, 2022

trap

A very disrespectful word used specifically against transfemme (and sometimes masc) community, meaning "a man or woman" who deceived you and made you believe that they were a different gender and "tricked you into sleeping with them".

"Did you see Stephie? Michael said he's a trap."
"I think you mean she, douchebag. And fuck off, dickface."

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022