veryuglycarrot's definitions

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

virgin

Someone who has not experienced sexual intercourse/sexual acts

Omg are you a virgin?
That’s none of your business, sir

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

cissexual

Related to an outdated term for the transgender community, "transsexual(s)" coined in the late 1800's. A fundamentally-flawed parody of the offensive origins of the slur towards non-cis people.

"I identify as cissexual!"
"Mhm... and how is that like real again?"

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022

Bitch

An originally derogatory word used against the afab and feminine-presenting/identifying communities, eventually reclaimed in the early 2000’s, though it is most commonly used among cis gay men now a days.

Some of the different ways we say bitch

“Hey bitch! I haven’t seen you, in like, forever.”
“Biiiitch, what?”
“You’re being so bitchy right now, I can’t.”
“Those bitches don’t know what they’re talking about, honestly.”
“Bitch, I’m too young to die! Help!”
“Slay, bitch!”
“Fuck off, bitch.”
“Come on, bitches, we need to run like the wind or we’re going to be late.”
“Fuck me, this weather today is so bitchy. It’s as hot as satan’s ballsack out here.”
“You wanna know what that bitch said? Girl, it’s crazy..”
“Cha cha, bitch, cha cha, bitch!”
“Get that money, girl! This bitch has been working all day, and she deserves it.”

by veryuglycarrot October 23, 2022

Cisgender Appropriating

A ridiculous phrase made by the cisgender community to feel oppressed. There is not a specific "cisgender culture to appropriate". And, for example, a transgender woman saying she has post or premenstrual symptoms is not invalid or to be questioned. Firstly, how do you know that she has or has not had bottom surgery, and the effects of estrogen on a certain sample size? In fact, I assume you haven't looked into this whatsoever.

"You're cisgender appropriating our culture and experiences."
"Girl, what, I'm just saying cramps hurt like satan's ballsack."

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022

pride month every month

A phrase used to say that queer activism and lgbtq+ rights are important and should be recognized on a daily basis

Slay, queen! Pride month every month

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

cishet

A word often wrongly said to be a slur, but just an abbreviation for someone who is both cisgender and heterosexual. A slur applies that the group that the term is being used against can be discriminated against because of that certain identity trait.

"Omg, the cishets are so annoying sometimes."
"Yeah, some of them are decent, but a lot of them, imo, kinda suck."

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022