Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.
when you put soap on a woman's vagina, whilst closing her asshole with a sponge and she queefs, causing bubbles to be blown, then you say "I'm ready!" and eat her out