Salty Tapioca

Eating grandpa's sperm in a tapioca pudding cup

Joe: "Did you hear what Amber did ?"
Zacca: "Yeah I heard she had a salty tapioca at the nursing home. Showing the old men some love! "
Michael: "oh bless her"

by hahacasp June 11, 2023

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

Salty dog

When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.

Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.

by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

Salty enchilada

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.

I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada

by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

SaltShaker

the act of twisting a guy's dicks, or a chicks dildo. crying of joy commonly happens when you perform this move, just like salt in the eyes, instead of salt, its jizz

Charlize "I got given the ultimate saltshaker by Tyrone last night"
Stephanie "Oh word?"

by biggiechesse September 4, 2023