dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

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hes dead

A guy named vernon is dead. And he is a he so he's dead.

Person1: did you hear hes dead
Person2: dam really was it vernon
Vernon: yes it was fun

by Hes dead June 1, 2021

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dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

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Dead

Something that happens to everyone, sorry Bae ur not immortal </3

“She’s dead” Kailo said

by Ooxoo June 8, 2021

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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

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Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring

I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.

by Tammy righting June 12, 2021

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