spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

by ripper38 November 19, 2018

butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

by billthecat February 13, 2012

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When a woman spreads peanut butter and jelly on her genitalia, then is eaten out.

"Peanut Butter Jelly time! Jennie!!" *sluurp* *smack* *sluurp*

by Ze shrew January 29, 2009

reese peanut butter cup pie

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.

"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

by triger9501950 July 22, 2014

peanut butter jelly time

the title of a song, sung my a dancing bananna, this song involves strong lyricas and rude/sexual conteint.

when that little kid saw the bananna man dance, and cussing, he was scared for life

by pieman January 8, 2005

peanut butter butt boom surprise

When a person puts a peanut filled balloon in their anal cavity and squeezes the peanut butter out in a projectile fashion into another person face.

do you know that girl Cindy? i heard she gives the best peanut butter butt boom surprises. i just want to get a really creamy peanut butter butt boom surprise.

by the dirty joay stain December 9, 2008