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Fired

“Fired has no bitches
by Benjiro is not gay January 18, 2022
mugGet the Firedmug.
She obviously didn't quit.
Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
mugGet the Fired for making a Jew look stupidmug.

Firing-Squad

When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.
Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"
by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022
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128.11 85.13 fire hell

128.11 85.13 Fire hell a place on earth north east south west. The Bible says the world ends in fire that's the same definition as Aug 11 k 423 deg
by Lednas semaj December 31, 2023
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dumpster fire

2020 ;)
2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf
by thatshitperson July 26, 2020
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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