second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 8, 2010

Black Hand Weed

A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.

“Aye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”

“Hell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”

by Pinxy pie June 8, 2022

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

maggot infested hand

A hand infested with a maggot.

that hand is infested with a maggot!
AAAAAAAAAAH MAGGOT INFESTED HAND!!!!!

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011