bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

low poly brain

An idiot 3d video game modder.

P1:"He's really idot for a modder."
P2:"Yeah, he has a low poly brain."

by Lit Pr August 24, 2021

ventis.right.braid

my favorite mutual on tiktok but itll just always be a mystery of who wrote this but ily yr cool

bro ventis.right.braid on tiktok is super cool you should follow them

by peepeepoopoo rat boy September 4, 2021

shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them

Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers

by marklarthewelby September 4, 2021

Cut that Brain off

To make stop overthinking from a situation

Na, overthinking. Just stop stay busy. Cut that brain off

by Mashaaaaaa September 26, 2021

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021