Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

Gulf telecom

A hip telephone company that's been around for almost thirty years and specializes in ip phone service and free phone systems. Just by the phones sign up and go

Can't believe the great system and it was free only from gulf telecom

by Doodlebaum dennenberg October 11, 2011

titless teller

A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.

Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.

by Maurice-Festus McGuinty December 31, 2011

Cell Tell

another name for a cellular telephone

Has anyone seen my cell tell?

by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012

Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex

Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.

by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012

Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

Nerd Tell

When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.

OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!

by AdGuy June 23, 2014