Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

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Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.

Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.

by Sage- May 24, 2023

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sucked and ducked

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.

Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.

by dogsearcher24 December 1, 2017

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Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

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An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.

| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle

by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022

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