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Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.
Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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room shuffler

A prostitute that wastes your time and money by pretending to arrange things in her room instead of commencing her service and earning your money.
Don't trust that pretty young Korean whore. She's a massive room shuffler. Wastes your time and money.
by kam75xx February 18, 2024
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Autistic shuffle

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!
by The lexi March 21, 2024
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Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
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Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird
by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
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Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.
Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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