Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022

Wifey Pussy

The kind of pussy your wouldn’t mind for the rest of your life! It may not be the tightest ,but it’s great, it’s wet and fits you perfectly and always gives what it’s supposed to give.

Aww man,I met this girl,she had some Wifey Pussy,I can wife it fasho!

by Virgo1985 February 21, 2022

pussy boy

used to describe cowards and pussies.
usually describes Hamza Alkoudsi

pussy boy Hamza Alkoudsi talks recklessly

by idkwhatishoulduseforaname March 4, 2022

Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.

“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

by FuckedInTheAss420 May 17, 2021

Pussy Chav

when someone is too pussy to admit their a chav

Sarah : “Omg your such a pussy chav”
George : “no! no i’m not”

by tiktok famous myg May 23, 2021

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

Pussy griefing

When you have rough sex with women to stretch their vagina for the sake of ruining another mans pleasure

I absolutely ruined this ladys pussy last night just to ruin the pleasure for the next man that has sex with her and I call that pussy griefing

by anonymous August 7, 2021