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John Carlo Ortega

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
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The John Frost School

A school in newport that 'doesn't allow' homophobia or sexism.
People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats
Pedophile: So kid where do you go to school
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep
by one of da peeps October 4, 2019
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john mark mckinney

The definition of awesome. The coolest dude you can hang out with. He is so athletic, attractive, and muscular. They will do anything for the people they love. Can do The stupidest things. Normally a tall blondie with blue eyes. All the girls love him. A guy with the name John Mark McKinney is just an all around great guy.
Girl 1- “ OMG!!! Is that John Mark McKinney??!!”

Girl 2- “ It is, he’s so cute!!!”
by John Mark McKinney September 14, 2019
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John F. Kennedy

The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.
Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy
by JohnF.KennedySavedUs June 11, 2023
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john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice
by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020
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Vacation John phenomenon

When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates
She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon
by PaiaPrincess May 20, 2023
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John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!
by Deeesus June 15, 2017
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