\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
Get the ball sweed mug.The skin tight pants that emo/scene kid guys wear, because they are so tight, they give your balls a rash, hence ball rashers.
Look at that stupid scene kid wearing those ball rashers, all he's doing is proudly displaying the fact that he has a tiny dick that he can tuck in between his ass.
by Kaz_64 October 19, 2006
Get the ball rashers mug.Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.
Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.
I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.
by davebyall January 20, 2008
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Get the shagged balls mug.A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
Get the ball-squiggle mug.Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.
(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
by Dick Drake January 11, 2009
Get the no-pussie-balls mug.An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014
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