The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Old Man Yaoi

Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.

Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."

by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 3, 2025

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

Old cush

A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis

Oh hello mrs jimmel I heard you did a good old Cush while you swinging at grano's crib last night

by Stanmyman4005 June 18, 2016

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

Old Yelluar

An old man who never got a vesectamy and shoot yellow jesus juice on his ol lady until she realizes that yellow jesus juice is not common. Now she should be cautious on how much jizz sh eats other wise she will come down with some really fucked up disease that will turn you into a man!!!

Stay away from that Old Yelluar or he will mutilate you!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fighter February 26, 2009