Alexis' legs
by Captain Randomness343 February 24, 2019
Get the milk Whitemug. by I3appo May 8, 2019
Get the Chunky milkmug. David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
by Jackgyver January 7, 2022
Get the Milk Disastermug. by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020
Get the Milkmug. When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.
Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.
Tom: hell yeah dude.
by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022
Get the Milk Standmug. When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
Get the Dick milkmug. Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
*puts milk first*
Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf
Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital
(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
Get the What are people that put milk firstmug.