crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

Go crack a gingy

To smoke weed with a ginger.

Me and Sean went to go crack a gingy after math class.

by Triplechris December 12, 2016

Crack Baby

A person whos mother did large amounts of crack when she was pregnant and as a result thwy have a crack addiction

-Kane Rick is a Crack Baby

by RealDude123 June 4, 2015

Crack

Verb.

To have sex with someone.

Synonyms: pipe, smash, fuck

“How was the date last night with Tiffany?”
“Awful bro. She ordered the most expensive shit on the menu and asked me to drop her off at home after.”
“You spent all that money on that girl and you didn’t even get to crack?”
“I know bro. I wish I cracked her. She’s hot but loves to waste time and lead guys on.”

by Rawislaw69 April 13, 2025

Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.

Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!

by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021

Cracked

My dog Floyd.

He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.

I would put a photo but it won’t let me.

Floyd is cracked

by LynObie March 9, 2023