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Donald J. Trump 

A generally orange 73 year old that tends to wear a blue suit with a red tie claiming he will ‘make America great again’ although the only reason it isn’t great is him. He is also a racist cunt who doesn’t like Mexicans and built a boarder so they can’t get into the USA
Fred: yo who’s that dickhead with the orange face and pineapple hair over there
Frank: oh that dude? That’s Donald J. Trump
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Donald J. Trump 

An Oompa Loompa with Gigantism and a superiority complex that plays golf more than it does it's job
Donald J. trump is a misogynistic jackass.

Donald Trump 

THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD He's fricking dumb and the worst person ever.

Donald J. Trump 

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.
Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump 

A racist republican who has an obsession with bragging about how fucking rich he is, building walls, banning Muslums, deporting Mexicans, trash talking Hilary Clinton, and starting WW3. Even the other republicans hate him.
Donald Trump is like Kim Jong-Un, he doesn't take shits because all the shit comes from his mouth.
Donald Trump by JustSayinBro April 18, 2016

Melania Trump 

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!

Donald J. Trump 

Someone who filled the swamp instead of drained it, and made America worse instead of making it great again.
"Donald J. Trump will either ultimately destroy the conservative movement or the United States."