pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

polar bear head

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014

bossy bear

a PWPW world champion and hes a NR2003 expert so fuck off

Tyler Carroll: yo bossy what's up
bossy bear: I just played NR2003

by x devison June 21, 2025

Shooting the bear

Partying so hard for weeks on end that it causes you to lose your job and/or drop out.

We haven't seen him for weeks, he must be shooting the bear again.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

Smelly Gummy Bear

The act of vaping fruit scented vape into a woman's butthole and making her fart in your face.

Jenny and I have matured as a couple. Last night she gave me a smelly gummy bear.

by Unicornpoo22 April 21, 2018

Jer Bear

Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.

Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 17, 2024

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023