Seizure salad

Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure

When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.

by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026

Teaser salad

When you come in her pussy and it drips out across her butt hole, and you lick it off her butt hole.

She let me come inside of her, and then she fed a tea teaser salad for supper.

by Starbra Breisand March 30, 2026

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

devil's salad

Any foodstuff that would make the average pussy cry, but which true men can handle like a champ.

Did you guys see him knock back those wings? That dude tossed the devil's salad like it was his!

by Overkill361 March 12, 2011

Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.

After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.

by satanmtb October 25, 2011

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011