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Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.
Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her
by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Rolls Truck

A Rolls Royce Cullinan. A very luxurious SUV that costs more then some peoples houses.
"Yo my boy copped himself a rolls truck!"

"What Color?"

"Gold"

"Man, your boy must be retarded then"
by xxigilzbyKaijo October 12, 2022
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Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.
My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".
by Kokus_Wild March 1, 2024
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Jet-Roll

A Jet-Roll is when a World of Warcraft toon sneeks up behind you and starts dancing in a dress. The ultimate Jet-Roll is when a Male Blood Elf in a big red dress gets behind you and starts dancing
/w You've just been JET-ROLLed

Lmao! thats my 9th Jet-Roll tonight
by Badjet June 17, 2008
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roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
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Plobster Roll

When you throw up in every hole on the golf course.
Person 1: Hey man, you feeling up to play today?
Person 2: No but I’m ready to plobster roll.
Person 1: A true American hero, I’ll bring a Bop-It.
by ScarTissue June 28, 2022
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