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Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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Puncle

Dad's bro = uncle

Grandpa's bro = Puncle combined from Pappa And uncle.

Great Grandpa's Bro = Great Uncle

As a member of the Uncle community I hearby take a stand and I will no longer jump an entire Generation and go Straight to Great Uncle. My nephew called me Pappa and now his kid will call me Puncle. His kid gets to call me great uncle and not sooner.
My Puncle and I went to the zoo for the weekend.

I spent the weekend at my Puncles house, we rode dirt bikes all day.
by Ty224u June 14, 2025
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Punch Your Cunt Out

An expression used to emphasise or highlight how much work an individual has done over a specified period of time.
“I need a new job and a lighter work load, I’m fed up of coming in here and being asked to constantly ‘punch your cunt out’.”

“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”
by DottyCotton July 16, 2025
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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Punchland

A really cute streamer who cares SO much for his community and ensures they are loved and respected.
Person 1: "Did you see that one streamer, Punchland?"
Person 2: "Yeah! He's excellent and show's so much respect for his viewers."
by TheLeviathanA September 30, 2025
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Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank
"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025
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