That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

We always worry about makeup lighting when there is a rainy day or cloudy day,it really means if you have a mirro with lighting of suitable temperature and brightness,I would recommend one product Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

by lohas December 9, 2019

the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019

I hate Light

Usually used by virgins that has no life in general and spend all their time in some shit discord servers. Sentence comes from cavemen early in 2020. Light himself is a good person but people just hate him.

Dude this is so (I hate Light) shit.

by SayWallahHEHE June 15, 2020

Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.

"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020

coca cola light knokolai

he loves cola and simps it every morning. he loves he's friends and sucks their toes every morning. he's drinking just more cola and that's his life.

coca cola light knokolai is a happy cola lover

by krissafk October 28, 2020