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The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
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Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"
AMONG US!

Jesus...
by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025
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jesus christ

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose
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Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water
Jesus
by hellsoup November 25, 2021
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3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court
man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!
by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017
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jesus

person1: i believe in jesus
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Jesus

This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.
by Hydedas February 5, 2022
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