honself

A third-person reflexive pronoun used when the gender of a person is unknown or when the person is a blend of genders such as a transvestite.

That person is talking to honself.

honself by Jeff Jencks January 28, 2008

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helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

helping herself to a snack by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006

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horses

terrible people. Member of the horse species who, undoubtedly, must be evil, as his whole species is.

Fellow A: Hello there you adorable pack of puppies how are you? Wait a minute... they're all dead! Damn you horses!
Fellow B: What horse would do this!?
horse: (giggles madly on rooftop before shooting away aboard evil jet.

horses by sockrocker117 August 8, 2006

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hore

An alternate spelling to the word hore although hore is not frowned upon but rather one is proud to be a hore. A h0re is basicly a dude who gets quite a bit of poon

Man I got some this weekend just gone that makes 21 im such a hore.

hore by Mike Lawson September 26, 2007