Bro Down

The opposite of man up. This term applies to those falling short of first place or just failing in general.

John had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort.

by oj.did.itzzz September 17, 2013

Cool Story Bro

A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".

Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.

by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011

Cool story, bro

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.

John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."

by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010

ur bro a hoe

Worse than your sister a mister

B- ur mom gay
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies

by B killa69 May 11, 2018

Bro-ing Around

When you let someone suck your dick and after you jerk them off (a little bit), but that's it!

When I first got into this business I was bro-ing around but just a little bit.

by Blurp17 July 11, 2019

Bro you in trouble

pay attention to your youngin and your women!

Bro you in trouble and I don't need the hater aid you help create! Much older and wiser than the crap you like to get caught up in to start a fight. If you keep it up I'm tellin ya IT peeps are letting me in on the lot of the issue.

Not bluffing either.

You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!

by """""""""""""""""""""" May 29, 2010

bro its a joke

when your friend gets mad from you doing something that hurts his feelings and you try to avoid him hurting you
ie: destroying his hard work

You: casually destroys your friend's 8 yr old Minecraft SMP
Friend: STOP ITT OR I WILL (put life threatening phrase here)!!
You: bro its a joke
Friend: ok

by omegalul69420 September 29, 2021