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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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Good Banana

A monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Fag banana

The yellow bumper protectors meant to be removed from Dodge Chargers
That homo left the fag bananas on his bumper
by Cunt bubble August 3, 2021
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Banana Pudding

Hot girl in a short dress walking around town.
Look at a that fine Banana Pudding walking down here! I could just eat her up!
by Red Thread August 5, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Banana

Banana is a yellow long fruit or a berry that you can eat and everyone likes.
person 1: would you like a banana?

person 2: sure.
by Diamond 0_0 February 17, 2022
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